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11:30pm July 22, 2014
Anonymous asked: hey fuck face

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11:19pm July 22, 2014
11:18pm July 22, 2014

micdotcom:

23 women show us their favorite positions

When reality television star and fashion blogger Lauren Conrad was asked what her “favorite position” was on a live radio program a while back, the women listening held their breath. Although we take great pride in the work that we do, most of us could relate to being undermined and belittled publicly at work. When Conrad cleverly retorted “CEO,” it was hard not to aggressively high-five our laptop and mobile devices. The words “hell” and “yeah” could be heard all across the nation.

1 in 3 women has experienced some form of sex discrimination at work | Follow micdotcom 

11:17pm July 22, 2014

leadencirclesdissolve:

filmmakingkid:

thingswelovefrom-thebookofmormon:

Musical theatre people be like

TRU THO OMG

This guy is the only one who has managed to make consistently good and offensive vines. 

11:13pm July 22, 2014

 http://mukuro.god.jp/post/92592892109

vixyish:

soaply:

*upper middle class fucker voice* But you have [one nice thing] so how are you poor

Some years ago, a good friend of mine got denied benefits— I think it was food stamps— because she had a car. Not an expensive or fancy car, but still a car. It was considered an…

11:09pm July 22, 2014
11:08pm July 22, 2014
  • DISCLAIMER: all i do is talk about my favorite characters. somehow. in some way. that's it. that's all i do. all the time
11:07pm July 22, 2014
mysticmoonhigh:

rubee:

what the fuck how is he putting his arm through the cat and it doesn’t even care

You clearly don’t own a cat

mysticmoonhigh:

rubee:

what the fuck how is he putting his arm through the cat and it doesn’t even care

You clearly don’t own a cat

11:05pm July 22, 2014
trigger-happy-buttmunch:

so there’s a pigeon i used to pass by in my old neighborhood all the time and he was really fat because people would just toss him food and literally he sat in the middle of the sidewalk and people would just step over him, he wouldn’t even flinch. seriously you could sit down next to him and just feed him and he would be chill.
he was there every day and all us locals would affectionately refer to him as ‘lard-ass’

trigger-happy-buttmunch:

so there’s a pigeon i used to pass by in my old neighborhood all the time and he was really fat because people would just toss him food and literally he sat in the middle of the sidewalk and people would just step over him, he wouldn’t even flinch. seriously you could sit down next to him and just feed him and he would be chill.

he was there every day and all us locals would affectionately refer to him as ‘lard-ass’

11:03pm July 22, 2014

eclecticwiccan:

IMPORTANT

11:00pm July 22, 2014

unfollowlng:

seenaill:

unfollowlng:

If you think your mom overreacts just remember once my mom cancelled our trip to New York because I refused to eat the meatloaf she made

my mom accused me of selling my birth certificate and social security to the black market when she couldn’t find them

you win

10:44pm July 22, 2014
10:43pm July 22, 2014

natasha-ramenoff:

like does marvel actually understand i will spend my life savings on nat romanoff merchandise if they give her a movie

10:43pm July 22, 2014

stupidtacopun:

savvylikenahhh:

dogs dealing with cats sleeping in their beds

This has to be the cutest and saddest thing

10:43pm July 22, 2014